TAKE IT OFF! I HAVE LOTS OF SINGLES!

JUST CALL ME CHOCOLATE THUNDER BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO STRIP!


If you’ve ever tried to enter the Harris County Courthouse in downtown Houston you know some people feel a bit frustrated. It’s that everyday hassle of going through the metal detectors at the building as you enter on Franklin Street. The detectors are so sensitive that 9 times out of ten you end up taking off your belt, shoes and anything else that may have a hint of metal. I realize the safety precautions they’re trying to take but there is no single building in Houston where you have to take off so much. Federal court and City Hall are much less intrusive. In fact, every time I go through, I feel like a stripper. And the attendants, who know you will end up taking off nearly everything, look at you as if they have a hand full of singles to tip.

3 Comments

  1. mikemcguff July 26, 2006 8:28 am 

    The photogs get through the line faster by yelling “camera!”
    They get pulled aside, checked out and they are on their way. The rest of us are like a herd of cattle waiting to be processed.

    It’s always trouble when I forget to take my Swiss USB flashdrive/pocket knife off my key chain.

    I’ve heard the original design of the building was much more visitor friendly.

  2. Anonymous July 26, 2006 9:23 am 

    It’s all those gold chains that Ike wears that slow him down.

  3. Anonymous July 31, 2006 12:19 pm 

    Stripper-“Chocolate Thunder” that name is already taken by a local. I heard him say the other day “I want my Daddy g-string back” Ike watch your back

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