THE INSITE’S CARTOONISH CATASTROPHE!

I NEED SOME ACME ANTI-SLIP AND FALL!

It’s one of those things you only see on cartoons but it happened to me Tuesday night. I was getting out of my car in downtown Houston when I lost my balance. Not only did I lose my balance but I fell and hit my head and bashed my back. Why? When I stepped out of my car there was an actual banana peel on the curve. I lost my footing. When was the last time you heard someone falling because there was a banana peel on the ground? It was like a cartoon moment for me. I was just glad there was no one around to see it happen. I can’t remember anything like this happening since watching the Saturday morning cartoons. What I need is a can of ACME no slip spray!