NO, I DON’T NEED ANY TANNING LOTION EVEN IF IT’S $3.00 OFF!

I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WALK INTO DARQUE TAN AND ASK FOR THE CALIFORNIA BRONZE!

I was at the HEB in my area Monday night when a very enthusiastic teenager working at the store asked me if I wanted to take advantage of a special. That special was $3.00 off some tanning lotion. I think he knew I wasn’t a candidate but he reluctantly asked anyway. I turned him down and told him I’m not the one you should be selling tanning lotion to. He laughed because he knew it. He told me he was required to offer the special to everyone. Anyway, I’ve always wanted to just walk into the chain store Darque Tan and ask for their California Bronze special just to see their reaction. Haven’t had time just yet….But one day I will and it will be posted here on The Insite!