THE INSITE HAS LEARNED PRESIDENT-ELECT BARACK OBAMA IS BANNING ALL LIGHTSABERS!

OPPONENTS: WHAT’S NEXT OUR R2D2 UNITS?


The Insite has learned from reliable sources that one of President-Elect Barack Obama’s first actions in the White House will be an all out ban on the lightsaber.  The elegant weapon designed in a galaxy far far away faces a certain extinction as a result of the future leader of America.  That source tells me Obama has always been an opponent of the lightsaber.  While a state lawmaker in Illionois he voted to condemn a man who used a light saber to defend his family from a gang of rogue Wookies who broke into his Tatoine Drive home on the lower west side of Chicago.  Obama has been quoted as saying to close advisers, “those who cling to their light sabers and the force are the scourges of this country.”  The Insite had a chance to speak with lightsaber proponent and user Obi Wan Kenobi.  The Jedi Knight says this is the end of an era.  Kenobi says, “who will protect this Republic from the dark side without the vengeful power blade of justice.”  The US Commerce department shows there has been a run on Jedi stores for the saber.  FBI records also indicate there has been an increase in background checks for those seeking to procure the weapon since Obama was elected on November 4th.  Kenobi says the credit crunch has already taken a toll on clones out trying to buy landcruisers now this!

Just joking…just joking.  I wrote all of that to report that there has been an increase in gun buying since Barack Obama was elected.  Some feel the President-Elect will limit the type of guns Americans are allowed to buy in this country.  What do you think about this issue?