IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE A CELEBRITY YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE A WINGMAN!

THE EASY WAY INTO ALL EVENTS WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEAK A WORD!

One day when I become a huge celebrity I’m going to put my newly acquired knowledge to use and hire a wingman. That’s the person who will handle all of my business at parties and events so I won’t have to pay. I went to a birthday party Saturday night and was with one of our local celebrities from Houston. No, it wasn’t Mary Benton so don’t try to guess. That local celebrity met me outside the party at a restaurant. But when that person showed up they hand a real entourage (just like tv) of about 6 people. It was cold outside and the temperatures were dropping. So the local celebrity which I will know refer to as LC called in his wingman who was in the entourage. That’s what the LC called him. The wingman then went up to the front of the line and explained to the security officer who was outside waiting. After that brief conversation we immediately moved up in the line and out of the cold weather. We all stopped at the cashier who was taking money. The cashier then asked the LC for an entry fee. The LC looked back at his wingman who I assumed was slipping by now because that should’ve been taken care of already. At least that’s the look the LC had on their face. The wingman then explained to the cashier who was in line and all 6 of them plus the LC were allowed to just walk right in. Oh, they didn’t forget about me so all 8 of us all walked in free of charge. That wingman also guided the the group through the crowded party to a spot that was turned into a makeshift exclusive VIP area at the bar for the LC. Now, keep in mind this place was jammed pack and all of sudden the LC has all of this space to himself at the bar with his entourage basically blocking out the area. I was like cool, I’ve got to get me one of those entourages too. The only downside to this wing man/entourage thing is I noticed the LC paid for everybody’s drinks. The tab was too much to mention. But it’s still the easy way into events and parties without having to speak a word. Do you have your own wingman or entourage and what are the benefits?