I’M NO BOB MARTIN BUT I CAN RIDE A BIKE!

INTRODUCING THE NEW INSITE-O-CYCLE!

It was about 6 months ago when I got a call from Dana ‘NASA Lady’ Davis. She asked if I wanted to go bike riding with her and some of her friends. I told her we all were too old to be out riding bikes and it was dumb idea. She said it was healthy and fun. I said so what? But actually I didn’t have a bike. I should’ve just said that. In fact, I haven’t owned a bike since middle school. Once you get a car the bike was history to me. But now history is repeating itself. I went to my favorite store, Walmart, and stumbled upon a bike they were virtually giving away. At the price I got it for it was a deal I could not pass up. After having the bike only two hours I’ve already spent 1 hour riding it through the neighborhood. Good thing there are a lot of bike trails. But I mistakenly took a golf cart trail for a bike trail and almost ended being hit in the head with a golf ball. I didn’t know I could still ride that fast to get out of the way of that flying ball. I think golf will be my next sport. How about you?

P.S. They need to make big wheels and green machines for adults. I’d ride one!