I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD THAT WAS COMING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!


IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

It becomes extremely frustrating to me when I run across a person that I can’t understand. Not the person speaking a foreign language but someone speaking complete gibberish.  It happened to me on Saturday.  I was the emcee for this program at Discovery Green on the main stage. Just to the left of the stage was this man and woman.  They had nothing to do with the program. But they felt it necessary to be dang near on the stage.  They spoke a language no one could understand.  They’re Americans and all but because of possible heavy drinking or a stroke or a lack of dentures, I could not understand anything they were saying.  But whatever they were saying it was loud.  I’m trying to guide the program at the mic and they’re loud incoherent talking even drowned me out.  And boy were they eating.  She was in a wheel chair and every five minutes he was going to buy her and him a snack.  First, it was hot dogs, then it was hamburgers, then they bought sodas, and they ended the day with strawberry Popsicles.  The man at one point approached me and held me hostage with a conversation I couldn’t understand for about 5 minutes.  I swear I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.  I prayed someone would come and rescue me from the one way conversation but no one ever did.  If you ever run across this couple in Discovery Green run for your life!