CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A LOAN TO BUY A STARGATE!

GEEK ALERT: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THIS IN YOUR BACKYARD?

On September 25-26, oodles of Stargate props will be auctioned off. The biggest catch is the Stargate from SG-1 and Universe, which is going for $80,000-$100,000. Why buy a house when you can mortgage a Stargate?

Even if the Stargate is beyond your price range, you can always buy a $8,000-$10,000 animatronic Asgard puppet to entertain guests and door-to-door salesmen. And who wouldn’t want to sport a Serpent Guard helmet this Thanksgiving? Your nana will pinch your cheek until it’s ruddy with puncture wounds! You can find more details about the auction atPropworx, and the PDF catalog of items for sale is downloadable here.

Note: Thanks to good friend Gregg Ramirez for this contribution!