THE US GOVERNMENT SAYS MERMAIDS DO NOT EXIST…SERIOUSLY!

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The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a report stating that there are no such things as mermaids.

“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,” the NOAA said in a statement. (Is “aquatic humanoids” the politically correct term?)

This unusual release comes in response to the television show “Mermaids: The Body Found” on Animal Planet.

The show itself is a work of fiction, but confused viewers have apparently been questioning the NOAA to put the matter to rest.

10 Comments

  1. grace July 24, 2012 4:34 am 

    mermaids arn’t real at all

    • Ali March 6, 2013 1:36 pm 

      There’s a black hole where ur imagination should be mermaid- hater.

  2. RICH August 28, 2012 11:46 pm 

    THE IDEA OF MERMAIDA/MERMEN BELONGS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO DARWIN’S ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES, PURE EROR MIXED WITH DECIT AND THE QUEST FOR MONEY.

    MAKE A FUSS ABOUT MERPEOPLE TRY TO GET A RESEARCH GRANT MILK IT FOR A WHILE….. MOVE ON. [SEE THE MOVIE KILPENGERS TRIBE]

    MER PEOPLE, MONKEYPEOPLE, LIZARDBIRDS ……. AAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  3. gifty kabenla November 27, 2012 3:10 pm 

    it just hard to believe that such creatures acturally exist

  4. Lisa silverstien December 2, 2012 9:25 am 

    Hahaha…….mermaids ARE REAL!!!!! I diddnt belive until I went to the flordia keys and saw 3 swimming in sinc… Call me crazy…..but I did see
    them!!!!!!

    • Natalie June 10, 2013 5:27 pm 

      I believe in mermaids. No statement thats made about them not being real because scientist said they aren’t real. Just because no ones found one doesn’t mean they are real.

    • laurea August 14, 2013 8:26 am 

      i saw one too it had long fins and it looked like a person but it had a tail

  5. Ali March 6, 2013 1:35 pm 

    I believe u Lisa. I’m a total mermaid obsessor and anything anyone says cant change that. Mermaids r totally real. Anyone who doesn’t believe in mermaids obviously has no room for imagination in their head. In which case, a lot o people have an empty black hole where their imagination should be.

  6. Lucas Jackson March 6, 2013 4:22 pm 

    Seals are merdogs. True story! ;p

  7. Hater gator May 29, 2013 8:33 pm 

    It’s a good thing merpeople don’t have Internet. If they did, they would tell all you merlovers to learn how to spell.

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