The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a report stating that there are no such things as mermaids.
“No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found,” the NOAA said in a statement. (Is “aquatic humanoids” the politically correct term?)
This unusual release comes in response to the television show “Mermaids: The Body Found” on Animal Planet.
The show itself is a work of fiction, but confused viewers have apparently been questioning the NOAA to put the matter to rest.
mermaids arn’t real at all
There’s a black hole where ur imagination should be mermaid- hater.
THE IDEA OF MERMAIDA/MERMEN BELONGS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO DARWIN’S ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES, PURE EROR MIXED WITH DECIT AND THE QUEST FOR MONEY.
MAKE A FUSS ABOUT MERPEOPLE TRY TO GET A RESEARCH GRANT MILK IT FOR A WHILE….. MOVE ON. [SEE THE MOVIE KILPENGERS TRIBE]
MER PEOPLE, MONKEYPEOPLE, LIZARDBIRDS ……. AAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
it just hard to believe that such creatures acturally exist
Hahaha…….mermaids ARE REAL!!!!! I diddnt belive until I went to the flordia keys and saw 3 swimming in sinc… Call me crazy…..but I did see
them!!!!!!
I believe u Lisa. I’m a total mermaid obsessor and anything anyone says cant change that. Mermaids r totally real. Anyone who doesn’t believe in mermaids obviously has no room for imagination in their head. In which case, a lot o people have an empty black hole where their imagination should be.
Seals are merdogs. True story! ;p