I feel like a fool when I think of my childhood. Why? As a kid I bought multiple packs of Sea Monkeys and the aquarium kits. I thought I would actually get what I viewed on the package. I expected a family of subhuman like sea creatures who live in a community and wore crowns and tiaras. I’m just finding out sea monkeys are actually just brine shrimp. I should’ve asked the question a long time ago.
They’re not really little pink monkeys. I want my money back. Who’s joining me for a class action lawsuit. Where is Rusty Hardin when you need him? Do you think he would take my case if I decided to sue the people who sell sea monkeys?